First Place Loser

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

mangomonkeyboy:

mechaberry:

I’m in charge of chalk signs at work. I’m been cracking Flan Solo jokes since we got the first shipment in. Needless to say, I had waaayyyy too much fun making this. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

perfect.

I suddenly feel the need for Flan in my life.

unclewhisky:

boomerstarkiller67:

Rebel warfare - art Richard Lim

I want more bloody front lines in Star Wars.

I want a squad of Stormtroopers who’ve known each other since basic, getting picked off one by one by a Rebel sniper until the last guy, the guy who didn’t even want to sign up because he doesn’t think the Empire is totally in the right, manages to bring down the tower that the Rebel sniper’s been hiding in. Now, it’s just him. Just him, and an entire village of Rebel scum to butcher and kill.

I want a TIE fighter pilot to survive a battle in her escape pod, just to be picked up by a Rebel corvette and interrogated for days and days and days. On the tenth day, she dies… after giving up the location of a slave processing facility in the outer rim where thousands of innocent people are sent every day. Including every day the TIE pilot was being tortured by the Rebels.

I want the bratty child of an Imperial Moff to sneak off into the night and join the Rebel Alliance, with no idea of what he’s actually getting himself in for. They give him a gun. They tell him to kill “white-skulls.” The kid knows a few white skulls… one of them is his brother. The good son. The favorite son. And he’s stationed on this planet. But how’s he supposed to know which one’s his brother? All the Stormtroopers look the same in their armor…?

I want a Rebel medic who doesn’t give one damn about who’s running the galaxy, she just wants as few people to die in this stupid Rebellion as possible. So she and her droids run tirelessly over the battlefield, healing Rebels and Stormtroopers alike. Sometimes, it’s almost like she can feel where the hurt and dying are, who she can save and who she should just put out of their misery. She tells no one about these feelings. They scare her.

I want ugly, tense, violent battles. I want a Star Wars story that lives up to its title.

(via techsgtjenn)

carriepotter:

This is what I imagined Elsa to be singing to Anna when she’s frozen solid after sacrificing herself.  

Lyrics:

Anna, please, I know you’re in there

I know you’re hearing all I say

I never should have let you go, and now you’re cold as snow

Don’t go away

I’m sorry that I hurt you

That I shut the door

What am I gonna do?

I promise we can build a snowman

Why can’t we just build a snowman?

I love you. 

ALL MY FEELS

(via inkclaws)

comicbookwomen:

Adam Hughes

Oh Em Geez, Adam Hughes… I don’t have enough money to own all your amazing art.

comicbookwomen:

Adam Hughes

Oh Em Geez, Adam Hughes… I don’t have enough money to own all your amazing art.

(via comicbookwomen)

comicbookwomen:

Leia time. This one by Humberto Ramos.

This is awesome and amazing, I love Humberto Ramos a ton.

comicbookwomen:

Leia time. This one by Humberto Ramos.

This is awesome and amazing, I love Humberto Ramos a ton.

(via comicbookwomen)

“A friend of mine asked me recently, was I gonna go see the new Batman movie with him. It’s just I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics now… I’mma lay it out for you: rich dude owns a corporation. Has state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fuck with the person that’s just on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman.”

—   

- Reginald D. Hunter (via honda)

Also he’s turned Gotham into an arena for playing out his own twisted little psychodrama, avenging his parents’ death over and over again, which is why he doesn’t just fucking kill the recurring villains and spare everybody the danger of their continual reappearances.

He’s a big rich man and he doesn’t want to deal with his feelings in any kind of healthy way, so an entire city is vulnerable to terrorist attack on a more or less daily basis for the sake of his sad, creepy power games.

Fuck Batman.

(via cumaeansibyl)

You’re all making very valid socio-economic points

I like Batman anyway

(via surrealistfishpdx)

This is the kind of bullshit spewed by dummies who never read Batman comics and never watched Batman: The Animated Series and have never met me.

BASICALLY YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID AND DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BATMAN.

First off, Batman fights those would would endanger others. That’s it. The majority of Batman’s villains have amassed criminal fortunes at the cost of innocent lives. Batman doesn’t give a damn about property or social status or even his own inherited wealth (except that it can be used to prevent tragedies like the one that defined his life), he only cares about saving lives. Preventing crime. Capturing criminals.

On top of that, dude is all the time giving criminals second chances. He gets ex-cons and even ex-Arkham patients(!) jobs at his own damn company, geniuses! Yeah, he’s such a Republican. Dude helps fund the police crime lab, manages outreach programs and scholarships, donates to every freaking charity in the city, and STILL spends all his time and money saving your hatin’ ass, because THAT’S WHO HE IS.

Please tell me Bruce Wayne isn’t for higher taxes for after school programs, public housing, and healthcare, all of which reduce crime, because I like arguing with people who don’t know shit. If Batman cared about his money, he’d be running Wayne Enterprises instead of letting his pal Lucius do that stuff. And he sure as heck wouldn’t be funding Batman, Inc. all over the world if it was just about getting his kicks punching poor criminals in the face.

Batman poured his bleeding heart out on the floor before congress to get federal assistance when Gotham needed it.

Batman FREQUENTLY adopts orphans whose parents he couldn’t save or who generally just need his help. (Robinhood is like the Big Brother program, but replace Big with Bat.)

Batman is hardcore BFFs with the biggest liberal softy in the DCU, Superman, whom he respects, both for his work as a superhero AND a member of the fourth estate.

Batman fights rich criminals all the damn time, son. And you know what? If you hench for a homicidal maniac, sometimes you get batarang’d and them’s the breaks. You don’t get to hurt people and get away with it in Gotham City. Not anymore.

Batman doesn’t kill. Batman doesn’t use guns. Batman wants the mentally ill to get help, not be sent to prison. Is it working out great? NOT REALLY, BECAUSE WE ALL WANT MORE ROGUES GALLERY STORIES. Blame the fans for the failure of Arkham, not Batman. Dude’s doing his level best, and it’s a damn sight better than any of you are doing.

But if you’re having trouble getting your head around there being ONE GOOD RICH GUY (and he’s fictional), let me break it down for you:

LEX LUTHOR IS A CONSERVATIVE.

BATMAN IS A LIBERAL.

(via deantrippe)

Dean Trippe drops the damn mic.

(via twobitjusticeleague)

And this is the moment I fell in love this Dean Trippe.

(via ameliafromafairytale)

Reblogging because I heard this argument again. Guys. I have strong opinions about Batman. For reasons.

(via deantrippe)

After seeing so much Bruce-hate, it’s good to find fellow Bat-champions.

(via theshriekmaster)

(via thegeekmaster)

A Peek at Arkham Origins

One of my co-writers was able to get this clip of Troy Baker doing a monologue from the killing joke!

johnnygrey21287:

Hellboy by Phil Noto

johnnygrey21287:

Hellboy by Phil Noto

(via ryley-stbatman)

johnnygrey21287:

Hellboy by Phil Noto

Obligatory Hellboy repost 

johnnygrey21287:

Hellboy by Phil Noto

Obligatory Hellboy repost 

(via ryley-stbatman)


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